Unwrap jokes
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!
Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
You're adopted.
Ur adopted.
Show yourself.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
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