what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon. 7_What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
What did sally get for her birthday? A football! Only joking she hasn't opened the box yet.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing becuase they cant open the gift
What's the only thing Mexicans can unwrap on Christmas? Tamales.
I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his christmas present ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. the ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
