Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
Why did the author go to the emergency room? -- His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
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Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex Oh were you talking to me I thought you only talked behind my back Hold still I am trying to imagine you with a personality
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What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb
Whats the best way to remove gum from hair?
Cancer.
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What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion Removing a bomb
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?
I am thinking of removing my spine. It's only holding me back
What did Jesus say when they removed the nails from his hands? FEET! FEET!
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Q) What is the ONLY zodiac sign ever to be surgically removed? A) Cancer.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won't scream when you remove their meat
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!!
Q:What did the man say after removing another mans hat?A:He was decapitated
