Unhealthiness jokes
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
I feel this one on a personal level.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
The more suicidal people there are, the fewer suicidal people there are.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
SOMEONE HELLLLPPPP
Community talk
I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
hating show… Read more
Do you guys go on this website for the jokes, or for the drama? Because I can clearly tell it's the latter. I mean, COME ON guys! You are arguing with people that have an age going from 10-16, it ́s pathetic. It doesn ́t matter what Ash is doing, its not our concern. No one helps this problem by adding onto the conversation. I ́m just not going to go onto the community tab anymore, it ́s unhealthy for me, and its unhealthy for you.
Y'allz i think imma just go. if any drama happens? Leave me tf out of it.
im fr just tired of this place. its an unhealthy addiction
i need to take a nap
everybody just needs to stop talking bro like.