Understanding jokes

Dark humor is just like food, not everybody gets it.

Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.

(Also, I banged ya mum ;))

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.

It was because he didn't speak French.

I was out ice fishing and had no nibbles all morning.

About noon, this old guy comes out, drills a hole near mine, and starts catching fish as fast as he can bait the hook. I was getting frustrated without any luck, so I went over to ask him his secret. He said "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg."

I said, "Excuse me, I didn't get that?" so he mumbles even louder, "Ymd ggt tm kppp tth yaems womg!" I shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, but I still didn't understand what you said."

Frustrated, the man spits out a wad out of his mouth and says, "YOU HAVE TO KEEP THE WORMS WARM!"

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.

A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.

The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.

Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.

Read this word:

Heroine.

Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?

I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.

Then it hit me.

What does food and dark humour have in common?

Not everybody gets it.

I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.

I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.