Understanding jokes

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

Hey, you down to fuck?

No, I’m just down.

To all of you who can't understand using jokes as a coping mechanism... you know what I will ask of you :)

A young boy is in a tepee with his father, just after his sister's naming ceremony. Curious to how it works, he asks his dad, "Father, why is my sister's name Tulip?"

His father responds, "That is her name because a tulip was the first thing she saw when she first opened her eyes."

The boy was still puzzled. "What about big brother Sparrow?"

"His name is Sparrow because a sparrow landed on him when he first began walking."

The boy finally asked how he was named. "Well, we decided to name you the same way as your sister."

The boy nods with understanding, "Thank you, father."

"No problem, Two-Dogs-Fucking."

I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.

I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.

My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I answered, "Happy."

The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.

James: I have a joke. Sex!

Ronny: I don't get it.

James: Exactly.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

Dark humor is a lot like food.

Not everyone gets it.

What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don't get them!

What do you call a retard?

"Kahin."

Why didn't the kid cancer patients like his joke?

He said, "You'll understand when you get older!"

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.

Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

There are 10 types of people in this world.

Those that know binary and those that don't.