Uncle Jokes

What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things

I broke up with my RBLX gf and I heard my uncle crying in the other room

Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.

my uncles like the moon. he comes out at night

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair

My uncle is an alchemist

He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse

What’s worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes my uncle died in 9/11... He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes