What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands?
They can both do dirty things.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
My uncle is an alchemist.
He can turn 3 bottles of beer into 4 hours of abuse.
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
What's the difference between my ass and the toddlers in my uncle's basement?
My ass doesn't cry when he sticks it in late at night.
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.
The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”
What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
All these 911 jokes need to stop My uncle died in 911 atleast he died doing what he loves Flying planes
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What is Spiderman's favorite rice?
Uncle Ben's.
