Ugliness jokes
You're so ugly!
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.