Ugliness jokes
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
You're so ugly!
Here is how i look. (I look ugly, no need to tell me. Plus I’m just 9)
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”