Ugliness jokes

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.

Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why?

To visit the ugly witch's house.

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

The chicken!

You're so ugly!

You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?

Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!

1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.

2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.

If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.

Welcome.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.