What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
*sigh* Roses are red Vilots are blue you are so ugly do not tell me that is really you
"You must be why they invented the word ugly."
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Kid: You're so fat!
Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
