*sigh* Roses are red Vilots are blue you are so ugly do not tell me that is really you
"You Must Be Why They INvented THe Word Ugly"
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as her self for halloween
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Them:"Your ugly" Me:"No as ugly as your extra chromosome"
Your pretty let me take you on a date sike I lied your ugly and fried what you talking about
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I donโt hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didnโt laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart Iโd be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz thatโs where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
1.Your face is so ugly i thought it was deformed it probably was anyways 2.even if donald trump had time to build a wall it was probably so you won't squish us with you fatass. if someone says your face is deformed just say thats what happens when i look at you. welcome
kid- ur so fat other kid- at least fat can be change but yo ugly face cant be
Yo mama so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys WOULD find her attractive
Your mom said I was ugly I told her she couldnโt see Her belly button because she was so fat . She said โI though I was the only one without oneโ
What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Cinderelephant
Ur so ugly that when u came out of the hunted house u had a job offer
your mama so ugly even the trolls threw-up
you thought my face was ugly your is more
your mom so ugly biden likes her
Yo mama is so ugly she makes the devil read the bible
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
