Ugliness jokes

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."

"What is it?" she asked.

"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.

"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.

"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.

"And your final wish?" the genie asked.

"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."