So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox
Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To visit the ugly witches house Knock Knock... Who's there? The CHICKEN