Ugliness jokes

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.

So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

An ugly, poor teenage girl found a genie lamp in her backyard. The genie said, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but under 1 condition."

"What is it?" she asked.

"After I grant your final wish, you have to have sex with me," the genie replied.

"Okay, for my 1st wish, I wish to be the prettiest girl at my school," the genie snapped his fingers and made her pretty.

"For my 2nd wish, I wish for my family to be rich," the genie snapped his fingers and told her her family is now the richest in town.

"And your final wish?" the genie asked.

"I wish I had a sabertoothed vagina."

Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!

Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.

Them: "You're ugly."

Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.