Ugliness jokes

Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!

Kid with mother: Your mom!

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.