Your is so ugly that aliens don’t come here
yo mumma so ugly her blood types puss
yo mama so ugly she made kanye west go east.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
My friends and I were talking about this really ugly girl at our school. For some reason, she had the same name as me.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed and they all went to heaven. God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said,"I want to be handsome. " God granted his wish. The second guy said,"I want to be more handsome than the first guy.", God granted his wish. "The third guy said " I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish and this continued on and on until the 15 ugly guy.The ugly guy was laughing. Really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish
What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Cinderelephant
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
yo mamma so ugly that even god said be gone DEMON!
"why am i ugly" google would like to operate your camera
A wife asks her husband: am I pretty or ugly? The husband awnsers her: pretty. The wife responds: thank yo- The husband interrupts her: PRETTY UGLY!
So I was looking though my pictures and I found a picture of a random kids that took a picture of his ugly face it look like someone that got hit by a car than a bus than a semi
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Yo Mama So Ugly, Bloody Mary Handed Her An Application Through The Mirror
Yo mama so ugly even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sort standing next to her
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
You no your ugly when you git handed the cameras every time your frind's have a group picture.
Your mama so ugly she make the devil cry.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
