Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
