Ugliness

Ugliness jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

My doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."

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  • Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.