A hot girl wants to commit suicide and jump from a bridge when an ugly, smelly, homeless weirdo walks up to her. And he says, "Hey you hot babe, let's fuck." She just answers, "Get the fuck away you ugly bastard." The guy just laughs and says, "Alright, I'll wait down there."
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!
Stupid
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.
You're so ugly!
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Just to get things straight I'm NOT I REPEAT NOT RACIST but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: your skin is so black and ugly.( for the 5th time ) Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color! Bully: ew no I don't! Me: then why do you keep talking about it?
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her at Halloween.
Yo mama is so ugly she is the reason slenderman has no eyes
A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?
Yu.
Friend: "You are so ugly." Me: "You can't be talking, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares."
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
