Ugliness jokes
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
Thatâs what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman âyou're an ugly bitch.â
The mother grabs her son and says, âIâm so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"