Ugliness

Ugliness jokes

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.

It's also why he has no eyes.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

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