Yo mama so ugly, Bloody Mary handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
You want to know what the ugly truth looks like?
Go look in the mirror.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.
Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Yo momma is so ugly, Slenderman runs from her.
It's also why he has no eyes.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Yo mama is so ugly, the sunglasses walked away.
Yo mama so ugly Bob the bolder said "I can't fix that"
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
