Ugliness jokes
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.