You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
Ugliness Jokes
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Orphanage kid: You’re ugly!
Kid with mother: Your mom!
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.
The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Your mom so ugly that Paul Walker died.
Yo mama is so ugly that when she went through a face ID, it didn't think she was human.
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
