Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says what’s what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
Your so ugly your mirror shattered
you so ugly the densest told you to lay face down
yo mama so ugly when she went to unlock her phone with her face it said disconnected
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
your mom so ugly shes the reason he swerved
your mom so ugly that Paul walker dying
yo mama so ugly that when she went through a face id it didn't think she was human
I cry when U leave the room there tears of joy because U have an ugly hairline
your mama's so ugly when she looked in the mirror it said "viewer descresion advised"
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul walker run
My bully: your face is ugly. Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stair way to heaven. My bully: :(
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!" Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
your adopted do you want to know why because your so ugly
Dad: Ill pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie Next day: Dad: son what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen? Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life gosh dad your embarrassing. The dad sulked for 3 whole years Proof that words really can hurt
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth
Your so ugly you make the blind kids cry 😭😭
My friend is so ugly she got surgery twice but not even that could fix her 0-0
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
me: are you an alien friend: no me: ya because your too ugly to bee one
