Ugliness jokes
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”
Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.