Ugliness jokes

Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."

Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.