Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny? because the format of them is ugly.
Comment if I'm ugly.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
