types "I'm not a robot" on computer, son we are geniuses.
Why can orphans type... because they can’t find home row
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo"
wht is a obese ladys blood type. NUTELLA
Did you know all Canadians have the same blood type?
They all have blood "eh"
Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar... "GET OUT OF HERE!!!" The Bartender shouts we don't serve your type!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music." The second windmill said, " I'm a big metal fan."
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
yo mumma so ugly her blood types puss
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
Q:what type of mother gives there daughter sperm. A:a furry mother
What type of jam can you not eat? Traffic jam
What type of bees give milk, BOOBbees
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
