Type jokes
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her, "Can you stop smacking? It's annoying." Then she said, "I can't, it's a juicy type of candy." So I said, "I can stop the candies from making that sound." Then she said, "How?" So I smacked her. :)
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...
His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
What type of clock is both cringe and an app?
TikTok.
A "type person" is addicted to eating sugar.
When the doctor saw this, he said,
"From Type 2 Diabetes!"
Get it?
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question.
His husband said, "What's your question?"
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants!"