Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.