Twins jokes
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
The twins are falling down.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.