Twins jokes

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael. Mark was the owner of an old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible." Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted.

Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

Why are the twin towers mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.