Twins jokes
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."