Twins jokes
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
When an African has a twin, your me??
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.