Twins jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.