Twins jokes
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."