Twins jokes
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.