Twins Jokes

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fiređŸ”„

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.

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What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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