Twins jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.