Twins jokes

Dad

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Terrorist

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fiređŸ”„

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

Gender

Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.

Plane

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Memes

    Pizza

    On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.

    Difference

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

    Mom

    What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • Morbid jokes

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.

    Tower

    Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?

    It has better reflexes than the twin towers.

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  • Dad

    What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • Woman

    Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.

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  • Twin Towers

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

    9/11

    What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?

    McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.

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  • Pepperoni Pizza

    Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.

    Plan

    Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

    Me neither. It all came crashing down.