Twins jokes
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
The Twin Towers.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?