Twins jokes
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, and all they got was plane.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.