Twins jokes
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...
Plane.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.