Twin jokes
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
Twin: Hey twin, how's it going?
Twin 2: Weird, twin. Bye.
Twin: Not funny, dude.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.