Twin jokes
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
The twins are falling down.
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"