Twin jokes
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.