Twin jokes
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
"I’m coming for you two!"
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
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