Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
When an African has a twin, your me??
"I’m coming for you two!"
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
