Twin

Twin jokes

Rick Astley

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Employee

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Crash

I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.

Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.

Pilot

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

America

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

Kid

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

People

Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.

Gender

How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.

Pilot

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Tower

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

Plane

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.