I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
have you heard the twin tower jokes well there more down than the twin towers.
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
"I’m coming for you two!"
When an African has a twin, your me??
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why is the USA so bad at chess ?
Because they already lost the twin towers
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
THE TWIN TOWERS
