Twin jokes
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.