Twin jokes
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.