Twin jokes
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What did the lawyer name his twins?
COURTney and CASEy.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.