Twin jokes
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
What do iPhone batteries and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both go down quickly.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
What did the mom say to the twins?
"Go crash a plane!"
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
At least the Twin Towers saw the parents they crashed on.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.