Twin jokes

What did the twin tower say to the other?

"I need to catch this plane."

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?

Smash.

(Get it?) 9/11.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

What did the north tower say to the south tower?

"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

A. Denephew.

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY, but I didn't know they were conjoined twins.

What were the twin towers plains?

God's playing Jenga.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.