Twin jokes
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
When an African has a twin, your me??
"I’m coming for you two!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.