Twin jokes
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Bro, the airplanes that crashed, darn it, they got MVP!
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.