Twin jokes
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin?
Yeah, Helen ate her in the womb.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
When an African has a twin, your me??
"I’m coming for you two!"
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
The Twin Towers.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!
Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."
What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!
So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.