Twin jokes
"I’m coming for you two!"
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?
Go fuck yourself!
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What do you call all down syndromes?
Twins.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
When an African has a twin, your me??
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.