Twin jokes

Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.

What is a terrorist's DJ name?

Osama Spin Laden.

Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.

What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.

The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.

What do you call all down syndromes?

Twins.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

Louis Day is Steven Hawkins' identical twin.

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"