Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
The twin towers and genders have alot in common, there used to be two and now.. its just a touchy subject.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
If you have a twin sister do you have the same name? Only if you’re mom and dad give you the same name
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
The twin towers are like water bottles
it's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
Q. There were 2 sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named? A. Denephew.
A twin engine has two engines. If one engine stops, the othe will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
A sibling went up to there other sibling and said "dad said your adopted" and the other sibling said "you are too" then the other sibling goes "no I'm not." And the sibling says "we're twins" and the other kid goes "and your adopded... oh."
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
Twin:Hey twin how’s is it going? twin2: weird twin bye twin:not funny dude
One weekend some distant family members that I hadn't met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn't met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).
My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.
Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they're conjoined twins.
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
The second twin tower is like canada. It doesn’t exist.
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Whats tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan.
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers? A: No, what happened? Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
