Twin jokes
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni, yet plane arrived!!!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
All go gansta until the two towers fall down on you.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.