Twin Towers jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Why is America so bad at playing chess?
They lost two towers.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.