Twin Towers jokes
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.