Twin Towers jokes
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers knocked over? Chuck Norris was leaning on one of them.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
These are just plain wrong jokes.