Twin Towers jokes
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.