Twin Towers jokes
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
These are as weak as the towers.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.