There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Twin Towers Jokes
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Get pranked, bozo!
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Q: Why is America bad at chess?
A: Because they already lost two towers.
