Twin Towers jokes
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.