Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Twin

Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

Twin

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

Building

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Caretaker

Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?

He left the landing lights on.

Tower

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

Pizza

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Plane

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Terrorist

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

Dad

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."