Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke they always collapse and burn
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
The Twin towers ordered dominos what did they get instead
Get pranked, bozo!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Q: why is america bad at chess
A: cause they already lost two towers
