Twin Towers jokes
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
The Twin Towers are like Jenga; you yell "towers falling!"
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
There were two twins, and they were both very tall.
The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.