Domino s jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.

I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.