Domino s jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?

A: Domi doesn't know!

What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?

Domi-don't-knows...

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Jenga.

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!