Domino s jokes

Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.