Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Jenga

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Difference

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Father

My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.

Demolition

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Plane

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Tower

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Mistake

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Plane

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Plane

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.