Twin Towers jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Allah akbar.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
idkl
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).