Twin Towers jokes
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨