Twin Towers jokes
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
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Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Allah akbar.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀