Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Demolition

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

Plane

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Plane

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

Tower

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Mistake

What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?

He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.

Plane

Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?

Someone turned off flight mode.

(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)

Plane

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Victim

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Pilot

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Tower

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Billy Bob

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.