What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Twin Towers Jokes
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
