What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
Why at the two friends like the twin towers?
They fell apart.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
When your plane heads for New York...
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
