Twin Towers jokes
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.