Twin Towers jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I am awesome, look at me!
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
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Allah akbar.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When your plane heads for New York...