Twin Towers jokes
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
When your plane heads for New York...
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.