Twin Towers jokes
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
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Allah akbar.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.