Twin Towers jokes
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.