What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
pov; I threw a paper airplane between the two twins class
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
My grandpa died in 9/11, he was a great pilot
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
