Twin Towers jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

What do you call a tall terrorist?

Osama Bin Laden.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

I am awesome, look at me!

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.