Twin Towers jokes
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.