Twin Towers jokes
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Why are the Twin Towers afraid of hot tubs?
Because of the jets.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.