Twin Towers jokes
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
That joke didn't land well, did it?
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
I would be smiling if I were the pilot
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Dick.
What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Haha joke haha!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.