Twin Towers jokes

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."

What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?

What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?

Bucket.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Who."

"Who who?"

"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"

The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.

What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?

I would smash the Twin Towers.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

I am awesome, look at me!

What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

idkl

Allah akbar.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.