Twin Towers jokes
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
These are as weak as the towers.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!