Twin Towers jokes
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
How do tourists feed their kids?
Here comes the airplane, here comes the second one.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.