Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
Twin Towers Jokes
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
I am awesome, look at me!
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
idkl
Allah akbar.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
