Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Tower

They say there is power in numbers.

Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.

People

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.

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  • Sibling

    What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

    Once they turn 18, they never come back.

    Tower

    What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.

    Tower

    Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

    WiFi

    Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...

    On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).

    Twin

    Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

    They wanted some plane fries.

    Pizza

    I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

    Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

    Flight

    I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

    Twin

    "We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

    Jenga

    You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

    Nothing, they are both just memories.

    Land

    What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

    Pilot

    Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

    Father

    My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.