Twin Towers jokes

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

Why is America so bad at playing chess?

They lost two towers.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

I gotta do terrorist :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Frère l'été ici!

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The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.

How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."

I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

What did the plane say to the tower?

"Give me a kiss."

It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.