Twin Towers jokes
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Dick.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.