All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Twin Towers Jokes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
When your plane heads for New York...
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
