What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Allah akbar.
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Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I am awesome, look at me!
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes
Why do the Twin Towers have Elton John?
Because Elton "IS STILL STANDING".
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
