Twin Towers jokes
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.