Twin Towers jokes

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

"September 11th plane driving classes for free."

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.

What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?

Once they turn 18, they never come back.

For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.

Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀

What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?

They crash and burn.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.