Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Victim

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Pilot

It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...

He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.

Tower

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Billy Bob

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

End

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Brain

Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?

The knee caps.

Difference

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

Brotha

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Dad

What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?

My dad went to get both and never came back.

Woman

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.