Twin Towers jokes
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
I am awesome, look at me!
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