Twin Towers jokes
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Can you imagine what was the last thing that went through their brains?
The knee caps.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
When your plane heads for New York...
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.