Twin Towers jokes
POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When your plane heads for New York...
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.