
Twin Towers jokes
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Allah akbar.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
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The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"