Twin Towers jokes
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.