Twin Towers jokes
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.