Twin Towers jokes
Planes shouldn't have free Wi-Fi. Why? Because the last time they had free Wi-Fi, well here's what happened...
On September eleventh 2001, (children scream).
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
I am awesome, look at me!
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.