Twin Towers jokes
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Paper.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Why were the Twin Towers upset? They ordered Domino's but got jets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.