Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?

They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.

What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

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  • What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

    They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

    What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

    Both were owned by their own kind.

    Hey Hunter, Thomas here.

    Why did the plane cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

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    If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    People have been killed.

    People have been killed who?

    The 9/11 victims.