Twin Towers jokes
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What did one twin tower say to the other? "Be back, I gotta catch a plane."
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?