Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Frère l'été ici!
If you understand, put it in chat.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.