Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

People have been killed.

People have been killed who?

The 9/11 victims.

The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.

"Knock knock."

"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.

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  • Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.

    Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

    Friend: I don't know.

    Me: I'll fall with you.

    What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

    They both can crash down.

    What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

    "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

    Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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