Twin Towers jokes
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Your hairline.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.