Twin Towers jokes
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they got plane pizza instead of cheese!
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
Guess what that is and it’s explosive. The end looks like <>
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.