If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Twin Towers Jokes
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
These are as weak as the towers.
