Twin Towers jokes

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.

Haha joke haha!

Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.

When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.

"Black midget porn is in 911."

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

I was on a flight to California, but my next in the Empire State Building.

God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.

All that work wasted.

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.