Twin Towers jokes

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.

Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.

I'm having lunch on the roof of the Twin Towers, and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying toward...

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

9/11, also known as the day football stopped.

Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?

Friend: What?

Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.

Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?

It's the next thing they blow up.

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.

What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?

The Twin Towers gave up and let down.

Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.