Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

There were two twins, and they were both very tall.

The next thing they knew, they were on the floor, and there were planes up their asses.

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

    one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

    So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

    What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.