Twin Towers jokes
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?