Twin Towers jokes
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.
It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Atta?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.