What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
The twin towers were the best soilders ever. Stand together, FALL TOGETHER!
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.
If I had to rate the attack on the twin towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
What do theh twin towers and your siblings have in common? once they tunr 18 they never come back
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
are you the twin towers? cause you sure upgraded
These Ahfganistan people suck at Jenga
Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄
turn the comments into a kindergarden fight
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Roses are red violet are blue jets versus towers, USA lost two
When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
2001 called,... they hit the pentagon
Is it a bird is it a plane? I don't know but it's coming for the towers.
