Twin Towers jokes

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.

lmao why do people think they can fly?

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

Sorry, cringy joke.

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

So, gender equality is the idea that a woman can do anything a man can, right? That they should be treated the same? So, therefore, if she swings on me, I could punch her into the Twin Towers because of gender equality. I love gender equality.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?

Two large planes.

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.