Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Twin Towers Jokes
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the Twin Towers. They were hot.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Hey, letโs go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
What is something you canโt say in a superhero movie?
โIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itโs heading straight for the World Trade Center.โ
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
