Twin Towers

Twin Towers jokes

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Hey, letโ€™s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐Ÿ˜

What is something you canโ€™t say in a superhero movie?

โ€œIs it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, itโ€™s heading straight for the World Trade Center.โ€

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?

He was actually quite funny...

He just blew the delivery.

(I'll show myself out).

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.