Twin Towers jokes

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

What went through the heads of the people on the 142nd floor during 9/11?

The 143rd floor.

Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀

British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎

I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.

It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.

Why can't Americans play chess?

They lost two towers.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.