Twin Towers jokes
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...