The reason why in the US there emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed rip best pilot ever
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
hey, america. no towers? :(
What does a terroist do when they see a twin They fly a plane at them
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themself up
What's the difference between covid and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at burger king. They were plane as usual.
Q where do you bury the people killed in 9/11
A its already done for you
People thaugh they were going on another country till they saw terrorist were flying the plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
I hit on the twin towers. they were hot
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Hey letโs go we are heading for theTowers!
Wait what?
call 911!
How ironic is this ?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. ๐
