Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Twin Towers Jokes
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Hey, America. No towers? :(
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why is England's team unfair in chess?
Because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
