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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A painting depicts a large turtle standing on a beach with a shotgun. In the foreground, numerous baby turtles are making their way to the ocean. In the background, two pelicans are standing on a rock formation.

Pet

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A cartoon image of a turtle from Spongebob Squarepants with a large amount of poop being dumped on it. The text reads, "The class pet turtle (Thomas) receiving the load I've been saving up all week."

Forehead

Bozo · 3 years ago

who wants to play tic tac toe on donatello's forehead? I'll start

A cartoon image of Donatello with a tic tac toe grid on his forehead, with an X in the center square.

Plastic

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

lmao

A person with cat ear filters and heart stickers on their face is smiling while the text says "They both choke on plastic". The post asks, "what is common between turtles and lesbians?"

Genius

TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

A person wearing a riot shield is standing on a gridded surface. The text above the person says, "I am a Genius," and the text below the person says, "YOU are a turtle."

Student

Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago

A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.

Pokemon

HydrousAxolotl · 3 years ago

The image shows three real-life animals that resemble Pokemon characters: A blue turtle with a water gun on its shell, a yellow rat with a backpack, and an orange lizard with a blowtorch attached to its back. The text on the image says, "Blursed irl pokemon".

Brother

DIANEE · 1 year ago

brother

A picture shows a turtle in a water container and a pineapple in a bowl next to each other. The text "brother?" is displayed above the turtle.

Bird

Pankake · 1 year ago

A white cat wearing a Santa hat and a red Santa jacket is looking at the camera with an annoyed expression. The text on the image reads: "Can I haz... 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and would it be possible to get the partridge without the pear tree?"

Shell

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What do you call a paralyzed turtle?

Shell shocked.