My nickname should be night light...because kids turn me on...
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
whats the diferance michael jackson and a play station have in common... there both plastic and kids turn them on
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night she’s back in bed
what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on
What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.
I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and sexy
we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time
then, she asked me flirtatiously
"have you ever tried a mother-daughter threesome before?"
I said, "Nope, not yet".
She drank a little more, and said, "well, darling, tonight is your lucky night."
So she took me to her place.
She took out her keys
opens her door
turn on the light
and she yells towards upstairs
"Mom, are you still awake?”
I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...
Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"
Q: What's the difference between me and a priest. A: a priest isn't turned on by dead children.
Why was the sheep arrested?
because he did a ewe turn on a motorway
Little johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off. *What was that dad?" Asked lil johnny. "oh just a bug." Said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face he then says. "That bug sure had a big dick didn't he?"
i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on
Do you know why they call me battery saver I get turned on when it’s below 10
