Try jokes

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?

"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."

I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided to try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn.

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.

I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.

I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.

Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to stop the Cold War with a heater.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.