Why did trump's brain cross the road to get to the other side oh wait there is no other side
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, "I'm famous i get one" And Trump grabs one and says, "Well im president of cource i get one" and obama looks at the little girl and says, "Since your the future or our generation take the last one" the little girl hugs obama and says, "Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack"
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says “buy me a drink”. She’s replies angrily “ get ur own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink.” Trump responds “the kind that will grab you by the p***y”.
Yo mam so fat the trump used her like a wall.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump? Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a dirty diaper?
Answer: none, they're both self-absorbed and full of sh*t!
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Why did the orphan kill himself when he found out who his dad was,because he found out there dad was Donald Trump.
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
yo mama is so dumb she sits on trump's wall 24 hours every day
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
He jizzes canned cheese
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
When Trump goes to the beach he doesn't use suntan lotion he uses Dorito dust. And it stays on for the rest of his life.
Me dont know why trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes1 so does that mean he is some fucking dog
Somebody told me to go to hell so I walked up to Donald Trump.
