Trick jokes
Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.